We asked ChatGPT for best savage replies for 'When are you getting married?'

Attending the weddings of close friends, cousins, relatives, and colleagues is undeniably fun—you get to dress up, indulge in delicious food, enjoy free drinks, and dance the night away. However, the fun can quickly turn sour if someone nosily asks: “When are you getting married?” We have all been there!

To put it mildly, it can be annoying. You may have a thousand fleeting thoughts, but for lack of right words, might meekily smile and spend the rest of the time avoiding this person. But no one can dampen your fun, no one should. So, to help you navigate this tricky situation, we turned to ChatGPT for some sassy and savage replies. Here’s what you can say next time someone asks you when you’re getting married. 

“When my Tinder profile gets a lot more action.”

“I’m still recovering from all the drama in this wedding.”

“When someone invents a time machine to go back to my 20s.”

“I’m focused on my current relationship with my couch and Netflix.”

“When I get tired of being the coolest single person around.”

“When I finally learn how to make the perfect cup of coffee. Priorities.”

“Actually, I’m focused on perfecting my Insta feed. Marriage might mess up my aesthetic.”

“To be honest, I’m waiting for the right moment—like when pigs fly or hell freezes over.”

“I’m still trying to figure out how to keep plants alive. Marriage is on hold.”

“When my situationship stops giving me mixed signals.”

“I'm in enough debt already. I can't afford someone else's.”

“When you offer to pay for my dream wedding.”

“Perhaps when people learn to mind their own business.” 

“When you quit asking about it.” 

“When my cat finally approves of them.”

“When someone can keep up with my level of sass.”

“The day after never.”

“When marriage comes with a free tropical island.”

“When "till death do us part" becomes "till mild inconvenience do us part".

“When they make it possible to marry a Margherita pizza.”

“When they invent a marriage that doesn't involve compromising.”

“As soon as I finish reading every book ever written.”

“When they create a spouse that's as perfect as I am.”

“When I find someone who can match my freak.” 

“When you start handing out marriage advice that doesn’t come with a side of ‘don’t do it’.”

Lead image credit: Sobhita Dhulipala// Instagram
 

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